Below you will find a collection of monologues from my work. Please feel free to use these for auditions and/or FBI/CIA/NSA/DHS job interviews/interrogations. I ask that you not edit them, although I recognize that some may need to be shortened. I also ask that if you do use a monologue for any purpose, you make clear and proper attribution to me as its author. All pieces are copyrighted as part of the original work. They are explicitly NOT to be used for commercial purposes or public performances. Please notify me if you are going to use a piece. I can make the original work available to you for contextual study and would be happy to discuss it with you.
I have listed these by gender and age. These are suggestions. I have no objection to any piece being presented by persons other than suggested, and many will read well regardless of gender/age status.
Some pieces require a little singing; some require movement; some are off-color and irreverent. I take no responsibility if your audience is offended and/or not amused; I also would prefer to not work with them. If an auditor expresses an interest in a monologue, please pass on my website information - paulpasulkaplays.com.
Beyond that, I hope I can assist you in achieving your goal of bodily harm of a lower extremity (Break a leg!). And that your use of these can assist me in mine.
If you need help translating words to minutes, this site might be helpful.
Female 16-25 years of age (Click on link).
Female 18-25. 212 words. Kate: “Your Laptop?” From When the Levee Breaks.
Female. 18-26. 402 words. Bella: "Ajuoga’s Spirit.” From Gruoch, or Lady Macbeth.
Female. 18 - 25. 259 words. Kate: "Roy G Biv." From When the Levee Breaks.
Female 16-20. 395 words. Milkmaid: "Mother!" From Aesop's Fable.
Female. 16 - 25. 107 words. “Narcissa.” From The Snow Queen.
Female. 18-30. 106 words with Suzuki movement. Liv: “That’s for Remembrance.”
Female 18-25. 188 words. Kate: “Poonie Junior?” From When the Levee Breaks.
Female 18 - 25. 188 words. Liv: "Then he came." From: The Tempest Within.
Female 16-25. 267 words. Kate: “Puppy Chow” from When the Levee Breaks
Female 20+ 281 words. Snow White. "The Prince and Gingie" From: A Dopey Christmas.
Female 18-20. 279 word. Artemisia: “You Are a Painter.” From La Maestra.
Female 18-25. 228 words. Madeleine: “NIght Patrol.” from Charades.
Female 18-23. 169 words. Madeleine: "Bible Charades." From: Charades.
Female 18-25. 187 words. Madeleine: “The Holiest Relic of All.” From: Charades.
Female 18-25. 241 words, with song. Madeline: “Campground.” From Charades.
Female 25 +
Female 30-40. 132 words. "Falling Off a Cliff" From: GoBoom.
Female 30+ 288 words. SYDNEY "Throw the Me Ball”. From GoBom!
Female. 30+. 175 words. Deanna: “There all Fred’s” From Remote.
Female. 30+ 200 words. Deanna: “Sugar Plum Fairy” From Remote.
Female 30+. 500 words. Deanna: “Boys with Dicks” From Remote.
Female 30+. 191 words. Deanna: “I don't know what to do.” From Remote.
Female 30 +. 611 Words. Deanna: “What to do about Bobby?” From Remote.
Female 30's. 168 words. Deanna: "He's Not Your Father." from Remote.
Female. 25 +. 207 words. The Snow Queen: “Puzzle Pieces” From The Snow Queen.
Female 30's. 357 words. Deanna: "Trust the Force." From Remote.
Female. 30+. 152 words. Sydney: "Scorched Earth." From: GoBoom.
Female. 25+ 165 words. Portia: “I Flew.” From: The Tempest Within.
Female. 25+. 146 words. Kate: "Passel of Fleas." From Gruoch or Lady Macbeth
Female 18-25. 183 words. The Snow Queen: "I died?" From: The Snow Queen.
Male 18+
Male 16+. 189 words. Icarus: “Mama, did you see me?” From: The Tempest Within.
Male 18-20. 165 words. Kai: “The Snow Queen.” From: The Snow Queen.
18-20 Male. 223 words. “Farmor (grandma) Bente.” From: The Snow Queen.
Male 16-20. 400 words. Dominique: “Dominique's Rap” From: Remote.
Male 16-20. 276 words with Break Dancing. Dominique: “Break Dance Ballet.” From: Remote
- Male. 18-25. 228 words Sewey: “Reseach Pain.” From: Charades.
Male 18-25. 249 words. Frankie: "Sizzle, fizzle, and melt." From: Remote.
- Male 18 +. 227 words. Sewey: "Hunger." From: Charades.
Male 18-30. 179 words. Sewey: “Does anyone ever just wander off?” From: Charades
- Male 18-25. 210 words. Hobbs: “LSD.” From: The Snow Queen.
Male 18 - 20. 227 words. Kai: “Snowflakes.” From: The Snow Queen.
Male 20+. 300 words. Chris: "Fuckin’ His Fiancee." From: Into the River.
Male 20+ 165 words. Doc. "Puss and Booties" From: A Dopey Christmas.
Male 20+ 180 words. Chris: "Buddha Suicide." From: Into the River.
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Male 25 +
Male 25+. 237 words with singing. Scott: "Damn the Torpedoes.” From: When the Levee Breaks.
Male 20+ 165 words. Doc. "Puss and Booties" From: A Dopey Christmas.
Male 20+ 180 words. Chris: "Buddha Suicide." From: Into the River.
Male 20+ 201 words. Chris: "Manna from Heaven" From: Into the River.
Male 20+ 135 words. Chris:"Bodhisattva Awakening" From: Into the River.
Male 20+. 214 Words. Chris: "The noose caboose" From: Into the River.
Male 30+ 130 words with movement. Psychiatrist. Dr. John: “Homeless Ballerina.” From Remote
- Male. 30+. 231 words. Douglas: “Cruelty.” From Charades.
Male. 30+. 245 words. Bobby: "Dickwad Indiana." From Wheel of Fortune.
Male 25+. 417 words. Bobby: "Cawin' Like a Crow." From: Wheel of Fortune.
Male 25+. 417 words. Bobby: "Cawin’ Like a Crow." From: Wheel of Fortune.
Male 20+. 201-390 words. Chris: "Mississippi River." From: Into the River.
Male. 25+. 421 words. Timothy (TV Reporter): “Boiled in Oil.” From Gruoch, or Lady Macbeth
Male. 25+. Reporter’s monologue: “Oh What a Bonnie Candle!” From Gruoch, or Lady Macbeth
Male 35+. 266 words. Nikos: "Scarey the Slave." From Aesop's Fable.
Male 25+. 318 words. Punch: "Turkey Baster." From When the Levee Breaks.
Male 25+ 180 words. Calhoun: "A Cesspitter" From Sarah's Story.
Male 25+. 274 words with Haiku poem. Chris: "Black Lily" From Into the River.
Male 20-40. 147 words. Punch: "Judy, Judy, Judy." from When the Levee Breaks.
Male 25-40. 384 words. Telephone monologue. Daddy: “Mommy’s Back.”
Male. 235 Words. Jaguar: "Spirit of the Jaguar." From: When the Levee Breaks.
Male. 25+. 227 words. Cutter: “Peter Pan." From: When the Levee Breaks.
Male. 293 words. ALAN: "Beast Brain." From: Meep-meep.
Male 30+
Male. 50|+ 204 words. PT Barnum: “Fire and Brimstone.” From To the Great Egress
Male. 35+ 177 words. Nikos. "Sour Grapes" From Aesop's Fables.
Male. 30 + 164 words . St. Peter: "Judas". From To the Great Egress.
Male 30+ 151 and 300 words. Saul Alinsky. "Power." From To the Great Egress.
Male 30+ 206/260/382 words. Saul Alinsky: “The Mob.” From To the Great Egress.
Male 30+ 208/325 words.St. Peter: "Job" from To the Great Egress
Male 50+. 389 words. PT Barnum: “Enhancing Heaven.” From To the Great Egress.
Male 50+. 414 words. PT Barnum: "Needful Things." From To the Great Egress.
Male. 40+. 127 words. Porter: “Masterly Mastering.” From Gruoch, or Lady Macbeth.
Male. 1145 words. Bobby: Full Monologue. From: Wheel of Fortune.
Male 30+ 374 words. JAILER: “Hephaestus” from Aesop’s Fable.
Male 30+ 216 words. Tassi: "Lecherous Proposal" From: La Maestra.
Male 30+ 198 words OFFICER: "Thus Sayest Achior" From: La Maestra.
Male 30+ 162 words. Cosimo: "Lecherous Proposition." From: La Maestra.